«Once upon a time there was a couple of hideous bourgeois children by the names of Hansel and Gretel. They were very fat. Their parents, who were hip German architects, said- “Hansel und Gretel! If you don’t get in line with the minimalist aesthetics of our houses, we will kick you into the forest!”, so they only have five slices of salami for breakfast, as opposed to 10, and so on.»
Il resto qui.